do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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