This girl is more easily done than said...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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