At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
