How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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