even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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