Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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