Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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