I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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