How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
