C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just gift wrapped bread.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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