Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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