so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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