As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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