Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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