Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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