Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Congratulations! We have a period
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