I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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