called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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