SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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