I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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