So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I'm really busy with my period
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