I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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