Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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