we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I had to cum in my sink.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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