so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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