He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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