lets start a swedish sibling band together
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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