don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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