How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
