Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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