this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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