She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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