my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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