I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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