Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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