we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
