summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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