We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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