Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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