But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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