She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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