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I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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