Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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