Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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