That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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