I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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