shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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