Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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