We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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