This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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